June 2, 2009

The Dress Detective, Case #735/b

The first day I saw the Orange Lady it was October and the smog hung low in a fair attempt at a moody atmosphere in Los Angeles. The film industry was slow and jobs in wardrobe on movie sets were few and far between. I’d been lucky to find a steady but flexible “job between [...]

May 31, 2009

An Open Letter: Quarters, Bitch!

To all you sad bastards who never noticed the last decade of commemorative US State Quarters: I know that it’s 2009 and I should just let it go.  It’s almost six months since the final release of the Hawaii state quarter, not my favorite of designs, but nonetheless a triumphant climax to one of the [...]

May 29, 2009

Overheard in Runyon Canyon

Runyon Canyon is a gorgeous hike overlooking Hollywood that feels more like a velvet roped club.  It’s where LA goes when it can’t get enough LA, a nature hike to see and be seen. A nature hike. Only in LA could a wilderness experience be an overcrowded, eye-roving  industry scene.  Think angry white people looking [...]

May 29, 2009

Trust the Faggot: Questions from Queens and Other Boroughs

Dearest Invertina, My husband and I have recently moved into a new apartment.  I found at a flea market a rather elegant Japanese bench with shelves underneath to store shoes.  I thought I’d have our guests remove their shoes upon entering our apartment and leave them under the bench.  (NY is a filthy city and [...]

May 14, 2009